2005
Haz este ejercicio matematico que te sorprendera.
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>Solo te tomara 20
> >> >>> >> >>
> >> >>>> >segundos, todo lo
>que tienes que hacer es seguir las
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>instrucciones.
> >> >>> >> >> >>>> >Y sobre todo, no leas el final
> >> >>> >> >>hasta que no hayas hecho todos
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>los calculos, ok? Empezamos:
> >> >>> >> >>
> >> >>> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>1.. Elige
> >> >>>el numero de noches por semana que te gustaria
> >> >>> >>hacer
> >> >>> >> >>el
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>amor.
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>>
> >> >> >>>>2.. Multiplica ese numero por 50.
> >> >>> >>
> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>3.. Al resultado, sumale 44.
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>4.. Despues, multiplica por 200
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>5.. Si ya cumpliste años este año, sumale 105. Si
> >> >>>todavia
> >> >>> >>no
> >> >>> >> >>has
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>cumplido años este año, entonces sumale 104
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>6.. Ultimo paso:
>al resultado que has obtenido, le
> >>vas
> >> >>>a
> >> >>> >> >>restar
> >> >>> >> >>
> >> >>> >>>>el año de tu nacimiento (o sea, le vas a restar
> >>por
> >> >>> >>ejemplo
> >> >>> >> >>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>1941,1973,etc.).
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>Una vez efectuada la sustraccion, deberias obtener
> >>un
> >> >>> >>numero
> >> >>> >> >>de
> >>
> >>> >> >> >>>>cinco cifras.
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>Ahora bien:
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>La primera de las 5 cifras te indica el numero de
> >> >>>noches
> >> >>>
> >> >>> >>por
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>semana que te gustaria hacer el amor, verdad?
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >>
> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>pero eso no es
> >> >>> >>todo.
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>Las dos ultimas cifras corresponden a tu edad.
> >> >>> >> >>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>Pero lo mejor esta por
> >> >>> >> >>venir:
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >>
> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>la segunda y tercera cifra indican....
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >>
> >> >>> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>LA POSTURA QUE TE PONE A GOZAR, SINVERGUENZA!!!!!!
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>Esta curiosidad
>matematica solo funciona este año
> >> >>>2005),
> >> >>> >>asi
> >> >>> >> >>que
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>envialo a tus
> >> >>> >>amigos de una vez .
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>HAY QUE VER QUE SON BIEN PERO BIEN
> >>CURIOSOS!!!!!!!!!!
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>Solo te tomara 20
> >> >>> >> >>
> >> >>>> >segundos, todo lo
>que tienes que hacer es seguir las
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>instrucciones.
> >> >>> >> >> >>>> >Y sobre todo, no leas el final
> >> >>> >> >>hasta que no hayas hecho todos
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>los calculos, ok? Empezamos:
> >> >>> >> >>
> >> >>> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>1.. Elige
> >> >>>el numero de noches por semana que te gustaria
> >> >>> >>hacer
> >> >>> >> >>el
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>amor.
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>>
> >> >> >>>>2.. Multiplica ese numero por 50.
> >> >>> >>
> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>3.. Al resultado, sumale 44.
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>4.. Despues, multiplica por 200
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>5.. Si ya cumpliste años este año, sumale 105. Si
> >> >>>todavia
> >> >>> >>no
> >> >>> >> >>has
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>cumplido años este año, entonces sumale 104
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>6.. Ultimo paso:
>al resultado que has obtenido, le
> >>vas
> >> >>>a
> >> >>> >> >>restar
> >> >>> >> >>
> >> >>> >>>>el año de tu nacimiento (o sea, le vas a restar
> >>por
> >> >>> >>ejemplo
> >> >>> >> >>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>1941,1973,etc.).
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>Una vez efectuada la sustraccion, deberias obtener
> >>un
> >> >>> >>numero
> >> >>> >> >>de
> >>
> >>> >> >> >>>>cinco cifras.
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>Ahora bien:
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>La primera de las 5 cifras te indica el numero de
> >> >>>noches
> >> >>>
> >> >>> >>por
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>semana que te gustaria hacer el amor, verdad?
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >>
> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>pero eso no es
> >> >>> >>todo.
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>Las dos ultimas cifras corresponden a tu edad.
> >> >>> >> >>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>Pero lo mejor esta por
> >> >>> >> >>venir:
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >>
> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>la segunda y tercera cifra indican....
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >>
> >> >>> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>LA POSTURA QUE TE PONE A GOZAR, SINVERGUENZA!!!!!!
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>Esta curiosidad
>matematica solo funciona este año
> >> >>>2005),
> >> >>> >>asi
> >> >>> >> >>que
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>envialo a tus
> >> >>> >>amigos de una vez .
> >> >>> >> >> >>>>HAY QUE VER QUE SON BIEN PERO BIEN
> >>CURIOSOS!!!!!!!!!!
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